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Texans: Remember the Allen Outlet Mall 5/6/23

I’d take 8 😉 more years of Immuntan Joe over that piece of shit

Gonna put my laser eye Biden yard sign out after I mow the lawn tonight to support USA, the #1 country in the world.

Consider giving up on religious holidays tomorrow, 4th of July is far more important.

The team that made Dredd should make a Warhammer movie

i cant believe we still let golfers be president

The real loser of the debate is golfers

Insane to expect goodness while golf exists

P sure all citizens have immunity for carrying out official actions. Official actions obviously come from the Bible and are for christmas celebrators

Microwaving Fathers taught that you wanna be in the exact center.

Average Citizen: I can’t believe the supreme court made presidents immortal! Above Average Citizen: There is no such thing as immortality, the Supreme Court is corrupt and AOC is right to seek impeachment, I support her.

Suffer my guts to death

I’m the president that really won but the elections were rigged, and I officially order fake president biden to hang trump for treason.

Looking forward to Joe Biden addressing microplastic problem and think ill order some skibidi slicers for the debate too

Having a stroke and dying to teach the next generation values of success how-to

Editing *minor* out of your post before sending it to 20k livestream

Making sense with others 🤝

Bitcoin as God doesn’t break the first commandment because it would be ahead of tradGod.

Across subjects, modafinil improved performance on a test of sustained attention, with no significant improvement on any other cognitive tests.

The safest roads will have speeding ticket cameras that automatically adjust the fine to the speeders income. No cap

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There are no good gun owners, just good guns.

If liberals love safe spaces so much why dont they take over suburbia. Me thinks they actually like birria more than anything.

Not today bacon

Supreme Court Decision means christofascists are now looking for a current abortion doctor to switch sides for wads of money. And wads were bigger back in the day. #Bitcoin fixes this. 😆

Can we say the current price inflation is because new leadership is coming into power and we want corpo blood and the capitalists are building up their war chests for the impending fines that will be coming their way. Coca-Cola, Exxon, Roblox, etc need to get strung up? Yada yada fourth turning.

Business Positivity

Chick-fil-a negative

When someone says “Bitcoin Only” they mean ban children, ban pets