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Mackenzie

@eiznekcam.bsky.social

Edgar Allan Poe — 'Tell me every terrible thing you ever did, and let me love you anyway.'

Location: Autowa, ONterrible, Stolen Land
TikTok: eiznekcam.tiktok
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I don't care much for the sports ball but any chance I get to shout fuck England I will take.
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My nipples are sunburnt. Happy birthday to me.
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Jeep is back. Let's go baby!
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Don't give me sweets WITHOUT telling me they are 'special'. Best believe I'll eat chocolate chip cookies at 7:00 AM.
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Threw dirt on me and flowers grew. I'd be mad too.
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Pronouns: Any Height: 5'9" Shoe size: 10 women / 8 men Zodiac: Cancer Smoke: What cha got Tattoos: None Piercings: None Fave drink: Gravy
Pronouns: he/him/Chungus Height: 6’2” Shoe size: 13 Zodiac: Virgo Smoke: what cha got Tattoos: You dont put bumperstickers on a bulldozer Piercings: none Fave drink: Slurpee
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Mind fuck Monday: Finding out your fertility rates are better than average for your age after nearly a decade of being told it's not a possibility. Excuse me!?
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Rock AND roll? In THIS economy?! *scoffs*
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These dating apps are silly. Profile says they drink rarely. They are drinking in every picture. Adding to my trust issues.
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I'm really tired of men stealing my clothes.
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hey pssst 🤔 if you hate me then block me ily♡
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well then why don’t you go do some drugs about it
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Oh you want someone feminine but won't provide a safe environment for people to be feminine? Well enjoy fucking yourself then.
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Lovely dealing with nonsense because my ex posted publicly a clad photo of himself in my apartment. We're not back together. It's just a good picture even if the subject is gross. I've never gotten back together with an ex, not gonna start with the disrespectful one.
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You ever just be out in public and straight up forget you took a 200mg THC gummy bear? Day 16 of 24.
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Good morning friends! Sorry I haven't been on here much in a bit. Just enjoying the weather and being outside :)
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Well that's interesting. I've lost so much weight I've been requested to update my building security badge to reflect the change.
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The Loblaws by my place is so dead there isn't even anyone unhoused begging outside it.
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Oh cool. Back at work after 6 days off to find out I work the next 9 days straight.
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You are not stuck in traffic. You are the traffic.
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Cookies are ready for the early weed time.
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I will not forgive but I will forget.
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"Why'd you unfriend me on tiktok?" We ain't friends, that's why. Cunt.
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four solid minutes of a man locking eyes with motorists is the most alpha staring game i've ever seen. this guy fucks www.youtube.com/watch?v=teNv...
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One of the kids at work called me mom. I get they are embarrassed but d'aww.