Story told by a 5 year old in 1975, from the book Folkstories of Children, p.113:
Once upon a time there was a once upon a time
and there was a once upon a time
and then the once upon a times ate the once upon a time monsters
the end
Forward-thinking acronyms:
PLPV path of least possible violence
ACHA abundant common human ancestry
CLSR the Council for Local and Systemic Resiliency
DMR degree of mutual recognition
C/e creativity to ego ratio