We Need a Little Christmas is a song about how it’s not time for Christmas yet but things are so depressing that we’re gonna pretend it’s Christmas even though its “only one week past thanksgiving”
Charlie has this toy game controller thing and it says a bunch of vaguely gamer-y things like “bonus points!” and “high score!” But it also plays a song that goes “1, 2, 3, 4 upload your score” and my question is UPLOAD WHERE???
just watched an adult man wearing jedi robes ask a small child (he seemingly does not know) to take a photo or him with the six flag fright fest zombie guy
sometimes things are so abstract to you that you don’t really absorb them until it becomes relevant which is to say giving birth really does make you pee yourself a little when you laugh too hard and that’s a thing I now have to live with knowing for the rest of my life
I have been on hold with the vet for 20 minutes can someone on here just tell me if my dog will die because he licked clean a ceasar salad takeout container
“I remember having a fun time with 2, the first one didn’t really do it for me.”
Brian just said this out loud and in a million years you wouldn’t guess what franchise he’s talking about
Our a/c wasn’t working in 90 degree heat so I replaced the thermostat and I can’t tell if it fixed it yet but if it works I’m going to quit my job to become an electrician and if not I’m going to walk into the Hudson
