Eric Zorn

@ericzorn.bsky.social

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Editor of the Picayune Sentinel, former Chicago Tribune columnist, aspiring boulevardier, old time fiddler. Always on the lookout for funny posts.

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I’ll be chatting with @WGNKINGJOHN on WGN-AM 720 at 11:35 am Chicago time. Listen live link: wgnradio.com/on-air/

Can we make "MAGA Sharta" happen in reference to Project 2025? ericzorn.substack.com/i/146290898/...

We will never know if Kamala Harris would have been or will be a better candidate for president than Joe Biden ericzorn.substack.com/i/146290898/...

Who's right in the Biden fight?ericzorn.substack.com We'll never know for sure

Time to vote for the Tweet of the Week, my pretties: ericzorn.substack.com/i/146290898/...

Bless you for filling out the Tweet of the Week survey in the Picayune Sentinel ericzorn.substack.com/i/145503642/...

A Zorn-u-copia, just out today.

The battle is on for Tweet of the Week in the new Picayune Sentinel ericzorn.substack.com/i/145130870/...

Yes, it's time to move on, but before we do, here is an extended look at the points and counterpoints in the Chicago Sky controversy: ericzorn.substack.com/i/145130870/...

Zorn: Into a dead week in sports came a bitter national debate about race and gender in sportsericzorn.substack.com ... and yes, now it's time to move on

A weekly dose of good sense. You are MOST welcome!

Do a leap of faith and take both the regular and "dad tweets" polls this week at the Picayune Sentinel: ericzorn.substack.com/i/144953399/...

New issue of the Picayune Sentinel is out today! You would know that already if you subscribed (free!) ericzorn.substack.com/p/trump-has-...

Trump has the absolute right to remain silentericzorn.substack.com And we have the right to consider that a sign of guilt

To fill out the Tweet of the Week poll or not to fill out the Tweet of the Week poll? That is the question. Finalists: @itssherifield @BobGolen @AbbyHiggs @NotTodayEric @futwolfhardware @sofarrsogud @TheAndrewNadeau @UncleDuke1969 @RunwayDan @ddsmidt ericzorn.substack.com/i/144735554/...

New Issue out today! ericzorn.substack.com/i/144321007/...

Mercury is currently not in retrograde, making it a propitious time to vote in the Picayune Sentinel's Tweet of the Week poll. ericzorn.substack.com/p/perishing-...

A VERY tight race at the top of the current Tweet of the Week poll -- ericzorn.substack.com/i/144088782/...

Today's table of contents ericzorn.substack.com

If they hadn't gotten it so obviously wrong 20 some years ago, I'd be in a more charitable mood about this idea ericzorn.substack.com/i/143697649/...

Say 'no' to the Bears grand plan for a stadium do-overericzorn.substack.com not with our money, anyway. And get ready to welcome in the May-o

Enjoy the healing power of the best tweets of the week at the Picayune Sentinel. Nominees: @IHideFromMyKids @JayTorch1031 @YSylon @Ruth_A_Buzzi @JohnLyonTweets @kryzazzy @Mariana057 @YSylon @Shader70 @FScottFitzJesse ericzorn.substack.com/i/143697649/... Subscribe & don't miss a single poll

I don't like the idea of recall elections unless a pol has been indicted ... you may disagree, but hear me out: ericzorn.substack.com/i/143751119/...

New issue out today!

I'm Joan for a Day! From 2-5 p.m I'm sitting in for vacationing host Joan Esposito on WCPT AM-820 and will be talking with @PAWSChicago head Susanna Hohman, @CatePlys, @AnnieCostabile and Douglas Fraser of the Chicago Help Initiative. Listen live here: heartlandsignal.com/wcpt820/

No need to rush! There are enough tasty tweets for everyone in the new Tweet of the Week contest. ericzorn.substack.com/i/143489955/...

Blocking the way to O'Hare was no way to win hearts and minds ericzorn.substack.com/i/143489955/...

Hot takes, fully baked

Finally, the regular Tweet of the Week poll resumes at the Picayune Sentinel. Finalists @GraniteDhuine @the_worst_vibes @courtney883 @John_Attridge @dril @_KimberleyAnna @BobTheSuit @mxmclain @badbanana Subscribe free and never miss another poll! ericzorn.substack.com/i/143302601/...

Congratulations to @Browtweaten, winner of the Tweet Madness bracket tournament to choose the best tweet of the last 12 months. Salute also to @HenpeckedHal and @MumOfTw0 for making the Final Four. ericzorn.substack.com/i/143302601/...

I have four main questions about another traffic stop gone horribly wrong in Chicago ericzorn.substack.com/i/143302601/...

Can Nelly Korda be to women's golf what Caitlin Clark has been to women's basketball? ericzorn.substack.com/i/143302601/...

Tweet Madness voting on the Final Four ends today. Here are the written tweets in the running: tinyurl.com/42mza8k2 The visual tweet finalists are here: ericzorn.substack.com/i/143143606/...

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen all year ericzorn.substack.com/i/143143606/...