ErisApparent (sporty spice 💪 arc)

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i'm just your friendly neighborhood cybertrans

this profile is sex-positive and for adults only. it may contain nudity, ribald language, absurdism, and random star trek mentions. if we're friends elsewhere and you don't want to see that, i still love you!

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does anyone know WHY there’s, like, four floor plans for every two/three-flat and grey stone in Chicago? like to the point that you rarely need a tour going over to someone’s house the first time, because they’re all laid out the same?

i don’t even particularly care what they talk about, i just love all three youtu.be/ekeL9b8eZ_o

Dulcé & Josh vs. YouTube Comments - Hold Up with Dulcé Sloan & Josh Johnson | The Daily Showyoutu.be Recorded on 4/25/23.“Yo, people really listen to this podcast.” - Dulcé Sloan“This is the first time anybody’s been accused of writing one of the comments, a...

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i'm reading the drug interactions for paxlovid, and one of 'em is that it decreases the effectiveness of hormonal birth control. this is not an issue for me, but i've never heard this talked about so i thought i'd share, in case you need to know. and yeah, covid finally got me. bleh.

don’t mind me, just busy creating a four-dimensional mnemonic model for an accessible introduction to information security 🤯

tired: inbox zero wired:

day two!

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Did u know u just gotta put a bow on a pokémon and it’s a girl now

event coordinator for this hotel is a very sweet gay boy, we locked eyes across the lobby and immediately recognized each other as family he comes over and says, “excuse me, just a guess… are you the dj?” i’d just like to say for the record that not ALL trans women are djs… buuuut he was right 😆

corporate kickoff cute 💅

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I’ve got the feet of a porcelain doll and the legs of a hobbit if you’re into that

Yessss

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Queer love is @eris404.rip letting me know Linda Rondstat’s birthday is today so I don’t have a heart attack when I see her trending

just heard the news

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Missing Chicago woman Taylor Casey’s loved ones beg for better search in Bahamas: 'Black women matter, Black trans women matter.' chicago.suntimes.com/chicago/2024...

Missing Chicago woman’s loved ones beg for better search in Bahamas: 'Black women matter, Black trans women matter.'chicago.suntimes.com Taylor Casey's friends and family called on government officials to prioritize her case and highlighted the lack of resources often given to missing cases of people and color and LGBTQ+ people.

also i’d like leverage myself into the middle of that sandwich ifyaknowhatimean

name a more iconic pair of brothers

i made it approximately 16 seconds into a clip of the new katy perry song before i had to HARD nope out the production is bland dated bubblegum, the lyrics are wildly failing to read the room, and the visuals are incredibly, hyperbolically cringe it’s a fuckin yikes from me

pulled a crate of about 300 tracks for my friday night radio mix, starting with kesha’s “joyride” as my thesis what we ended up with is very specifically 🪩✨ f o r t h e g i r l s ✨💅

old man edgelord, yells at cloud he’s mighty loud, wants a crowd, still tries to be rowdy “howdy, i’m pouty, these transes got me outie” like “quits”, hates their tits, just existing makes him pissed but here’s the rub: it’s a dud, he’s a scrub, this shit won’t ever hit at a club 🤷‍♀️

Eminem misgenders Caitlyn Jenner and attacks pronouns on new songwww.thepinknews.com Eminem’s The Death of Slim Shady (Coup De Grâce) has just landed, and the lyrics of track two "Habits" are already causing a stir.

2nd week selfie, do i look tired? if not the concealer is working 😅 mostly good tired though

breaking: new footage from the previously-discredited rumors of a "hellthread 3.0"

h i d d e n

time is the soil in which humanity grows (seriously, does *anyone* remember the invisibles??)

when asked what animal i’d be and i say “raccoon”, let the record show i mean this raccoon specifically

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A Crossword Puzzle xkcd.com/2957

current status: this (except the chocolates are each projects i’m trying to jump into/get started/take over all at once 😅)

i’ll confess a petty desire to turn the “what, do you want *trump* to win?!” retort back on liberal and centrist dems, who are still insisting biden is the Only Guy Just Shuddup About Him Already

hey, i wonder if there’s any detrimental effects to pushing a candidate the electorate loudly resents, then framing any criticism for the next FIVE YEARS as “letting trump win” remember “i’m a transition candidate” and advisors leaking his supposed one-term intent? fuckin GAS/LIGHT 2024, istg

in a just world, i’d be getting ready for an event befitting this gown, in this gown, right now

iconic, honestly

the neat thing about legal eagle thumbnails is, you can see the exact moment he loses faith in the institution he dedicated his life to