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A Fluffy Bottomed Boy

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Oh. Oh my
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cleaning dolomite and sandwich sauce out of my fur
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Sometimes it's nice to have a plain bagel. A plain bagel with a little dolomite sprinkled on top
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Today was a nice day. I got to eat some dolomite and look at some finely crafted artisanal spoons at the farmers market
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Diorite is my favorite though. It tastes like blueberries. Oh my yes
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Mr. Comfy and Professor Settle Down told me that I’ve been posting like a good boy. They are going to take me to the farmers market to buy plums, blueberries and one artisanal wooden spoon
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It's cyberbullying your ass! It's typing weird slug slurs!
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Mr. Comfy says to stay away from the sandman. He doesn’t even use real sand
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Mr. Comfy DOES NOT like Fourth of July, fireworks or America
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Professor Settle Down is now explaining to me who actually built the pyramids. He promises me that this will all come full circle and help me understand society through an analysis of class
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Professor Settle Down is explaining to me how Marxism is when you post
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Mr. Comfy and his friend Professor Settle Down are now teaching me about Marxism
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Mr. Comfy does all this doesn’t ask for much in return. Although sometimes he demands the blood of kangaroos and their joeys. Heh heh. Don’t we all Mr. Comfy
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The last thing Mr. Comfy says to you before he turns off the light is “goodnight little visnacho”
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Before he tucks you in Mr. Comfy takes you to the bathroom one last time so that you don’t get the pee pee wiggles
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When Mr. Comfy visits you he ticks you in and fluffs your pillow and gives you a kiss on the forehead
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I do not think that Mr. Comfy is a plum boy. He seems to prefer peaches
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Mr. Comfy is a sleep paralysis demon. But he’s actually quite nice. He just wants you to be comfy
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I was visiting by Mr. Comfy last night
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Oh my. I suppose I’ll have to prepare myself for a lot of fireworks this week. Oh so loud
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Oh my. I just slept for 20 hours. Well. It is bedtime now. The heat makes me sleepy
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I just took an 18 hour nap. I hope no one got too excited and worked up today
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Eyes are the windows to the soul. You can always tell when someone has a kangaroo lurking deep within them
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Oh my. I think that Doctor had kangaroo energy and crazy eyes. I wouldn’t recommend him
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Oh my. It appears that I forgot to make a post today. Rest assured I am ok webinternet friends