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Burtolini

@fluidflex.bsky.social

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Burtolini @fluidflex.bsky.social · 21 days
The thrill you feel when you fall in love with someone unexpected
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Burtolini @fluidflex.bsky.social · 9 mo
Do we watch the: Sexy car crash movie or the car sex movie?
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Burtolini @fluidflex.bsky.social · 9 mo
EXEC: So what’s the name of that South Carolina lawyer who murdered his family? WRITER: Alex Murder. EXEC: You have 15 minutes to empty your desk.
Avatar CHOAM Nomsky 💭 @thielman.bsky.social · 9 mo
Exec: so what are the names of the gross pasty nerd billionaire and his weird girlfriend? Writer: Musk and Grime Exec: and the embezzler? Writer: Sam Bankman-Fraud Exec: and the politician and his son who do organized crime? Writer: Don and Don Junior Exec: get the fuck out of my office
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Burtolini @fluidflex.bsky.social · 9 mo
By age 25, every man needs to cultivate an impression of: Arnold Macho Man Jim Ross
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Burtolini @fluidflex.bsky.social · 9 mo
I feel like millennial, zoomer kids, and onward are going to have at least 4 vastly different careers.
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Burtolini @fluidflex.bsky.social · 9 mo
Thank you to all the bodybuilder girls who dress up as Cammy White for Halloween
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Burtolini @fluidflex.bsky.social · 9 mo
Bonfires burning bright Pumpkin faces in the night I remember Halloween! Dead cats hanging from poles Little dead are out in droves I remember Halloween!
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Burtolini @fluidflex.bsky.social · 9 mo
It was a nice day ☺️
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