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Wait, I know what this is! Homo floor-esiensis
“How many bathrooms have Neanderthals in the tile?” The Reddit post is amazing! So I put together a quick explainer on human fossils from travertine deposits, with some brief guidance on what to do if you find a human fossil in your flooring. johnhawks.net/weblog/how-m...
How many bathrooms have Neanderthals in the tile?johnhawks.net A Reddit poster finds an ancient jaw in his parents' new travertine. It may be more common than most people imagine.
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You could go further... Homo floor-is-in-says
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you're just jealous because ancestral human remains didn't turn up in YOUR bathroom furnishings
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The monkey drummer rim shot gif is a badge of honor. I bestow it on puns that make me cackle, mostly. Because I hate that I laugh at them. But also...you know...respect.
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😱I'd have to get that one replaced... Superb pun, though! 🤣
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