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Finally, a Jesus I can get behind.
“Day of Judgment” feels like an upsell, but if the Load is even half as good as the hype, I’m down to come again. I know it seems like low hanging fruit but seriously they keep doing it… PRAY IN THE NEXT TEN MINUTES AND YOU'LL GET A 10% DISCOUNT ON SALVATION Just as long as they don’t take 10% off my Load and Savior Jesus saves sinners and redeems them for valuable at-checkout rewards. Personal savior and load?? This SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY WE WILL WASH YOU CLEAN OF ORIGINAL SIN OR YOUR MONEY BACK! FREE BALLOONS AND HOT DOGS FOR THE KIDS! 
