Popcorn is the only movie snack where they've really got you by the balls. Yeah let me just discreetly sneak in some hot buttery fluffy popcorn. Get real. You just gotta pay them for it
My dad used to wear this ridiculous wool trench coat and hide fully popped microwave popcorn in it.
Stupid obvious but it's not like some 17 y/o kid was gonna stop him.
Lmao I'm imagining that kid making 10 bucks an hour is just like "Enjoy your movie sir" as the smell of movie theater butter wants from your dad and little pieces fall on the carpet from the bottom of the coat
