Greg

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Michigan engineer. Sorry. I like parenting and building things.

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It’s too hot for this, but it’s still awesome.

Watching “A Family Affair” and eating Dominos, living my best life.

Makes sense.

genuinely unsure whether to blame this on having family in florida or consuming way too much college football media for decades

Look, Battleship is a great movie and I will enjoy it until my dying day.

I miss air conditioning.

My grandpa was always in the Memorial Day parade. After, it was back to his place where he’d cook all the grandkids burgers and dogs, and when you were old enough, give you a Budweiser, our little family rite of passage. It tastes better every year, after I add salt to “keep the devil out”. To Pa.

Hanging at the library on a Saturday night as one does.

This movie is aggressively 90s in the best way. Also, I forgot how much I listened to this soundtrack in high school.

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I love how on Mother’s Day we have sixteen panel memes telling us all of the ways it’s ok for us to feel about it and Father’s Day is just like “ayyyyyy gonna crack a cold one for my pops”

I really liked Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes and appreciated that the only other people in the theater were a 70+ year old mom and her two adult kids who had taken advantage of the popcorn and Prosecco that was offered to everyone buying tickets for Mamma Mia today.

THE NORTHERN LIGHTS ARE VISIBLE FROM MY HOUSE. Sorry for screaming but this and the eclipse in one year, holy shit.

@austinwalker.bsky.social sorry but was yelling in the car about the AMCA Honda civic discussion. Specifically the ones still in use once the X-Wing had taken over. starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Z-95_He...

Z-95 Headhunterstarwars.fandom.com I'm going to be sitting in a Z-95 cockpit wearing an EVA suit, and you want to sit on my lap? Worry less about being left behind and more about making certain the concussion missiles are fitted with t...

I received my bus tub for the new place - it makes such a difference cleaning up the boys rooms with 20 partially full glasses or after a get together. True game changer. I’m holding back from full dad energy and not using it after dinner or while guests are over, but the siren song calls.

Screaming crying throwing up. So amazed with @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social and everyone putting together the #charitibundibowl. Spite-based charity is the best charity.

Just got back from a middle school track meet. That started at 4. Need to recalibrate expectations from the in and out in under an hour that was cross country. Still very fun to watch the youngest run, just need to wear better shoes.

#CharitibundiBowl time. Go blue.

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It's #CharitibundiBowl Eve, brothers and sisters Here's your game prep: channel-6.ghost.io/the-2024-eds...

THE 2024 EDSBS CHARITY BOWL IS UPON YOUchannel-6.ghost.io Dazzle us, won't you?

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oh my god this is perfect

I’m the Draft List at This Brewery and No, You Can’t Have a Light Beerwww.mcsweeneys.net Hey man, welcome to our brewery. I’m gonna be your draft list today. The first thing you should know about me is this: I’m approachable. I believe ...

I am in no way prepared for this. Go blue.

In retirement my grandpa worked for the local funeral home, every time he had to drive a body any distance he’d tell us “best passenger I ever had, didn’t say a word” and then laugh in direct correlation to how much it had shocked the person he was talking to.

Tell me something funny about someone important to you who’s passed on. Anecdote, factoid, excellent one-liner—dealer’s choice.

Boys were home sick today, so we drove to Ohio to get the full eclipse. Pictures don’t do it justice, but I had two teenagers losing their minds in glee with me at how cool it was.

I didn’t realize Atwater got bought by Miller. Check those labels, friends.

Don't drink these things:

The wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald is playing at the bar right now, couldn’t be happier.

Go blue!

That was so pretty

YEEEEAAAAAHHHHH GO BLUE!!

Disregard all of the times I’ve said I hate hockey tonight. For now.

I’m late to this, but Shōgun.

Spite-based giving remains the best kind of giving. Thanks and praise to @hollyanderson.bsky.social and @edsbs.bsky.social for their work. Go blue.

Happy to report that “2012” still holds up.