Grey the falsetto child

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Grey the falsetto child

@greyfaguette.bsky.social

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Maybe this is why the local rabbits run in fear when I come outside
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He has had this stye for two years almost and I wanna pop it so bad but am unwilling to risk doing it myself and am too poor for the vet to charge 500 or whatever for it rn
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Started a new dude in elden ring. So far I’m using claws which I’ve never used before
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Had to put them in myself and they just walked around and drank out of it but clearly liked it because they got out and started doing zoomies and playing
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They still need help understanding to use their pool to cool off
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Hey I managed it finally last night too! Second try with my magic sorcerer man
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I use a lot of cold so I gotta! I forgot I wasn’t wearing this anymore tho this is current
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Goblin climbed up there all in his own so my niece kept running back up there to get him to go back up. He’s always loved to climb
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Rare picture of me and goblin and yabo
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I’m very lucky that my dogs don’t even notice fireworks or storms
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I have foreseen an edit of this except he is saying something like “Biden will only let my pathetic dicklet out of its cage if you donate $5 to the DNC right now!”
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Oh they want some of my breakfast so bad
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I asked him why he is biting its face off and he just stares
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Omg this boss was impossible all day no matter what I tried no matter the summons for help just so much health and brutal fast damage like even trying to bleed them constantly didn’t do enough and then I died when they had the tiniest bit of health left but then I got them with no flasks left 😭
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Quote your character look for the #EldenRing dlc shadow of the erdtree! His name is Baphomet and he’s a crazy freak for fire. Faith/dex black flame and frenzy flame focus with other fire, fire fire fire!!!!
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He’s just watching me like this but every time I make a sound or look at him the blanket moves from his tail wagging
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Someone was watching the stand mixer a little too closely
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Goblin runs around like a demon and yabo is content to just sit by me
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Meet Baphomet, my insane new faith dex build with a focus on fire. Realized I had already killed melina and malenia with my black flame monk character which I don’t want to have done before the dlc
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They got ham bones for lunch. The horrors of pet ownership
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He hates being brushed especially by his butt but he has so much fur back there you can see the dimples from where whole tufts are just waiting to fall out, his double coat is crazy I brush him at least every other day and it still just falls off him
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He’s been sittin like this for almost an hour watching American dad with me and tolerating me occasionally nibbling on his cheek or ear
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He’s my best friend. I’d fight a bear for him.