(logging into twitter) no i swear i totally still love twitter i enjoy posting here (logging into bluesky immediately after) bluesky gaaaang you know i could never betray you
Mark Zuckerberg famously described twitter as a clown car that fell into a gold mine and that may also apply to bluesky with its accidental discovery of the lucrative “recommendation feed where you might see full dick and balls”
You really feel the lack of algo when you check bluesky once a day and it’s just the past hours posts and you get tired of scrolling it.
Obviously the team is dealing with fires rn but tfw no algo
I just invited a few dozen pockmarked gremlins with long yellow teeth and runny noses who will soon be sneering and harassing in their grotesque manner the polite netizens that currently abound here
