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I am so pissed I didn’t come up with this I do believe you’ll have plenty of opportunities for more sinister ones not simply brilliant, but wise, too, if not prescient
but most important:
funny af almost as good as this gem If a convicted felon can't vote in certain states, how can one be president? I guess he forgot his life alert Alternative caption-I know there is a speck of Adderal here. This is the direction it flew out of my nose.#HOOVER Some cat snapped a selfie while his best friend helped him up Trouser Trumpet Donnie needs a lower back tattoo which says "this side toward enemy." But maybe you can get rights to it and update a certain billboard on Florida. Makes me wonder how they ever did get him up. A crane had to be involved. 
