GUINNESS

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AUTHOR. MODEL. ACTOR. A GOOD AND PRETTY BOY. MY HUMAN IS KT BRYSKI. I STEAL FOOD AND BREAK THINGS. OPINIONS ARE MY OWN. HE/HIM.

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I DID A *BIIIIIG STRETCH* AND MY HUMAN SAID, “BIIIIIIG STRETCH!” THE RITUAL IS COMPLETE

GOSH IT’S EXHAUSTING BEING THIS CUTE

HAVE YOU EVER WANTED SOMETHING SO BADLY THAT, DURING THAT ETERNAL MOMENT OF DESIRING, THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE CEASES TO EXIST?

BIRDS EXIST THEY ARE MOCKING ME THERE IS BUT ONE RESPONSE: EKEKEKEKEKEKE

I WAS HUNTING A FLY THE FLY LANDED ON MY TAIL SO I DID A BIG CHOMP… AND SOMEHOW *I* FELT THE OUCH????!!

MY HUMAN SAID, “CATS DON’T EAT DORITOS.” I SAY, SHOULD WE NOT STRIVE TO BUILD BETTER WORLDS?

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Just made a starter pack of cat accounts that post original photos with ALT text. Let me know if you know of some that should be added! Must be primarily ORIGINAL photos/content, not stuff yoinked from the internet, and include meaningful ALT text (not just "photo of a cat"). go.bsky.app/J8yqxnN

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WHEN YOUR HUMAN IS SAD IT’S IMPORTANT TO WATCH THEM CLOSELY IDEALLY FROM ON HIGH WITHOUT BLINKING THIS IS THE FACE OF COMFORT

I WAITED UNTIL 2:00 AM AND THEN I SAT ON THEIR PILLOW, PURRING INTO THEIR EAR AND NUZZLING THEIR HEAD OCCASIONALLY, FOR SECRET CAT REASONS, I PUT ONE PAW ON THEIR HEAD AND LOVINGLY EXTENDED A SINGLE CLAW

IMPORTANT NEWS MY HUMAN WAS GONE FOR SO LONG *SO LONG* BUT NOW THEY ARE BACK AND SO I AM HOME, TOO 💖

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Happy book day, @ktbryski.bsky.social! Wishing you and your book every good thing. Readers, you can get yours in print or digital: store.psychopomp.com/products/lov...

WHY WAS I IN THE SINK?? I WAS LICKING A PLATE DUH.

I’M HELPING

I HAD TO INTERRUPT MY HUMAN’S WORK IT WAS *URGENT* - I WASN’T GETTING ENOUGH ATTENTION

THIS IS STILL A BOX RIGHT?

ONE BLEP, TWO WAYS

*NO* *NO* WORK *ONLY* GUINNESS

BLANKIE CHEESE HUMAN ALL THIS CAT NEEDS TO BE HAPPY 💖

MY HUMAN IS HOME!!!! MY HUMAN IS HOME!!!! MY HUMAN IS HOME!!!! MY HUMAN IS HOME!!!! MY HUMAN IS HOME!!!! MY HUMAN IS HOME!!!! I WILL FIGHT A BOX.

KEEP YOUR FUZZY BEDS AND FANCY SHEETS NOTHING IS NICER TO LIE ON THAN FORMAL WEAR

MY BLANKIE IS SOFT WITH COZINESS MUCH AND WHILE I RELAX YOUR KNEE I WILL TOUCH.

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It’s a whale of a tale! 🐋 And also interwoven threads of family angst, deep friendship, and telling your own story, even the words are like dust in your throat. I can’t wait to share these characters with you.

"Doomsday Dot will wake the day the world ends." it's coming!! and we really think you're gonna love this one. every pre-order helps us to keep bringing you WONDERFUL things! psychopomp.com/lovely-creat...

Lovely Creatures by KT Bryski - PSYCHOPOMP.COMpsychopomp.com KT Bryski's Lovely Creatures is a journey across a wasteland within the belly of a wooden whale toward a distant, mythical river.

NEW ‘NIP WHO DIS?

CAUGHT RED-PAWED CHEWING ON PLASTIC I’D DO IT AGAIN IN AN INSTANT

WHEN THE NEIGHBOUR CAT EXISTS BUT HE DOESN’T WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND 😿

GENUINE QUESTION WHY WOULD HUMANS WANT TO LOOK AT SCREENS WHEN THEY COULD LOOK AT *ME*?

I SOLVED THE WHOLE THING I AM VERY SMART

MY HUMAN BROKE THEY STAYED UP ALL NIGHT AND THEN THEY WORKED ALL DAY AND NOW THEY’RE JUST KIND OF FLOPPED IN BED … …I’M GONNA POKE THEM

DEAR INTERNET I HAVE A DILEMMA I HAVE A NEW WAND TOY AND I WANT MY HUMAN TO MAKE IT MOVE BUT I DON’T WANT THEM TO TOUCH IT WHAT SHOULD I DO?

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A sneak peek at @psychopomp.bsky.social's spring novella from @ktbryski.bsky.social.