Harbinger Of Head

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I would never purposely craft and share sentences as a form of self pleasure

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i feel like i am being summoned by the king or a king less and less in the last 2-3 hundred years

they should make a kia that doesn't give you head or at least give you the option

i've been to the velvet underground it was alright if you like that sort of thing i guess liked touching it

sometimes i have to remind myself this isn't forever when taking a leak just either reassure myself in these hard times or to remind myself reality awaits beyond those doors

sorry babe don't talk i'm so close i can only cum listening to my way by ole blue eyes… you know if you want to say something… you could say… razza matazz cigarette

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in the church of scientology straight up “purgin’ it” and by “it”, haha, well, let’s just say, my thetans

need this at the end of a buttplug so i can be one with the energizer bunny

have you ever wanted to feel like you're having a panic attack on an elevator without actually being on an elevator well i present to you:

Every Breath You Take (feat. New Edition)open.spotify.com Listen to Every Breath You Take (feat. New Edition) on Spotify. Muzak Orchestra, The New Edition · Song · 1984.

oh no i annoyed someone by purposefully crafting a way to be annoying

call my brain the truth the way i be perverting it

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In the ho’s pital straight up “burstin’ it” and by “it”, haha, well, let’s just say, my pendix

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just learned about this band called the strokes and they don’t have a single song about cranking hog. 6/10

i am in a really good groove of being a brat at the moment if anyone wants to be annoyed to the point of murderous rage hmu

personally i think my tits look fake like they look like just the silicon no boob just fake

being best friends with someone as an adult is so embarrassing like the judging panel is always so rough if you can even get through regionals it's just a broken system

doing the indiana jones diet if you know you know

i can't believe we spend 5-6 hours a day on average as a nation arguing about wether to spit or swallow when spitting hasn't been an option since reagan

i hope if aliens ever make a documentary about the fascinating lives of humans they don't pick me to be in the pooping episode because of very personal reasons

call my mind the hundred acre woods cuz the guys up there clearly got something going on in the mental health department

read this if you have no choice

if i had a nickel for each time a horny milf asked me to kill her husband so that i may marry her daughter and be used as a puppet monarch of moderately sized kingdoms i'd have 1 nickel which is not a lot but it was bail

you think nicolas cage is cool guy huh? well guess how is family made his money? read that last name again for me… that's right foxy boxy cage fighting thank you nicolas cage and your horny ancestors for locking muscle mommies in cages for us

i don't wanna alarm anyone cuz i don't know how i don't know why but i woke up and the sexy green m&m is back i can feel it in my bones

call my dick a usb the way it take at least 2 times to get it in

this gas station is lame haven't seen a single sitting us senator with a twinkle in his eye and a boner in his pants

my estrongized body is craving the sensational swing styling of glenn miller and his orchestra

instead of taking ur child to da liberty bell in philly (da greatest city on earth) take them to see culver's drive thru kitchen on a sunday after church that's real merica

i just heard a boy wearing a crucifix necklace take the lord's name in vain while cussing up a storm young man if the pope hears about this he's gonna thing you're a faggot

my children and i tried the new pepsi grand and now my child are scarred for life because they tasted pepsi grand when will pepsi learn that there are children out there getting mixed up with this stuff enough is enough no more pepsi grand think of children pepsi

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you have two wolves in you i have 3 bears and only one of them gets things just right