Reader of Entrails: I have excellent news! It’s Lap Cat Day! About once a month, my ridiculous feline himbo stops bouncing off the walls and swearing at birds long enough to curl up in a lap.

I have excellent news! It’s Lap Cat Day! About once a month, my ridiculous feline himbo stops bouncing off the walls and swearing at birds long enough to curl up in a lap.

I have cheated via strategic placement of his favorite blanket. It is a cunning plan that he has not yet grown wise to.

@fairylogic.bsky.social - Look at this bb!

Dawww, what a cutie! I had a tuxie a few years back and he was the beeeeesssst! His name was Gouda. 😁 My current lap warmer is Big Jake, a very silly voidboi & gremlin (see attached evidence).

I LOVE HIM. That face is made for gremlining!

He's SUCH a little goblin/gremlin creeeetchur.

The face that matches the cat pillow. The ears clearly set at The Angle of Mischief. Perfection. No notes.

Hahaha! Oh yes, we have several cat pillows with giant green eyes and he HATES THEM. It's hilarious to see when he baps at them.

That is a face made for Devilment. 😻

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