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not an account about beans, not not an account about beans
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heinz beans @heinzbeans.bsky.social · 4 hr
is it gay to ride the roller coaster with your bestie
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heinz beans @heinzbeans.bsky.social · 4 hr
vehicular manslaughter is so over. i'm killing women with my car now
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heinz beans @heinzbeans.bsky.social · 13 hr
lot's wife be like,
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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social · 13 hr
Sorry to disappoint everyone, it will happen again
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heinz beans @heinzbeans.bsky.social · 13 hr
my face when i have bagel
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heinz beans @heinzbeans.bsky.social · 13 hr
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heinz beans @heinzbeans.bsky.social · 13 hr
we are lounging; we are relaxing
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heinz beans @heinzbeans.bsky.social · 13 hr
journo coded in that i say a lot of things that aren't necessarily true
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heinz beans @heinzbeans.bsky.social · 14 hr
chonk fact! he loves me back, i think
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Catbus @catbus.bsky.social · 14 hr
solidarity w the lobsters- I am also a weird alien looking creature being boiled alive by forces beyond my comprehension
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heinz beans @heinzbeans.bsky.social · 14 hr
being charming on the internet is impossible! source: i'm an asshole
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heinz beans @heinzbeans.bsky.social · 14 hr
twin peaks posting again
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heinz beans @heinzbeans.bsky.social · 14 hr
sugar, how'd you get so high? tell me sugar how'd you get so high. please can i have some of what you're smoking
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Big DeVito Energy @mayawest.online · 14 hr
I can be trusted with your tips.. (all tips to paid sites today will be rewarded with treats :3 )
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heinz beans @heinzbeans.bsky.social · 14 hr
me and the lobsters in the tank have a lot in common. for example, very red when boiled
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heinz beans @heinzbeans.bsky.social · 14 hr
who is in charge here. i'd like to talk to them. i have some important questions, about this place. like can i put my milk in before my cereal without anyone getting mad at me
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heinz beans @heinzbeans.bsky.social · 15 hr
sorry, i can't make it. no yeah, im busy feeling dread
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heinz beans @heinzbeans.bsky.social · a day
it's not history; it's our story, comrade
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heinz beans @heinzbeans.bsky.social · a day
it's not the surveillance of the state that worries me. it's the aliens watching us from mere lightyears away
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heinz beans @heinzbeans.bsky.social · a day
watching my comfort video to feel, well, comforted
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heinz beans @heinzbeans.bsky.social · a day
it's the eye of the tiger, it's the thrill of the goon
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heinz beans @heinzbeans.bsky.social · a day
i can't count so any post could be haiku i wouldn't know
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heinz beans @heinzbeans.bsky.social · a day
waterloo; i am defeated, you've quenched my thirst
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drew @adrew.wifeguy.online · 2 days
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heinz beans @heinzbeans.bsky.social · 2 days
why is there nothing so tempting as removing the second skin on a tattoo, too early
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heinz beans @heinzbeans.bsky.social · 2 days
blazing into monday
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heinz beans @heinzbeans.bsky.social · 2 days
received the funniest possible pokemon go gift today
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heinz beans @heinzbeans.bsky.social · 2 days
plus i had long hair! long hair!
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it's 8 seconds long, off key, and not funny
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heinz beans @heinzbeans.bsky.social · 2 days
it's 8 seconds long, off key, and not funny
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bluesky needs video so i can post my crappy 2021 parody of bang the drum all day
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heinz beans @heinzbeans.bsky.social · 2 days
bluesky needs video so i can post my crappy 2021 parody of bang the drum all day