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So now that people are finally realizing that @heartgold.xyz is a Russian Psyop I have a story to share. Ramza, real name Rasputin, held me down and waterboarded me using vodka, forcing me to give up my pet bald eagle and swear fealty to Putin while he blared t.A.T.u. songs and danced the yablochko
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@heartgold.xyz also trapped me inside of a life sized matryoshka doll until I promised to restore glory to the fatherland. He then put on his ushanka and rode out of my torture cell. I am still inside the doll, subsisting only on borscht and buterbrod Send help before he returns with a Manizha album
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I mean. I’m just glad we all know now.
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He made me watch Ballad of a Soldier 19 days in a row
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we have a sharing circle for you xo