One of my pet theories is that whenever a comedy duo stops performing together one member keeps constantly gigging for money/attention etc (Keegan-Michael Key, Noel Fielding, Jack Black) and the other stays low profile or cultivates a more arty image (Jordan Peele, Julian Barratt, Kyle Gass).
Busy morning for wildlife after last night's storm. Saw a northern flicker and a rabbit foraging in the meadow, saw a song sparrow on the retaining wall railing, saw a Marsha and a Frank (my neighbor and her dog).
Just woke up from a dream where I moved into a weird two-level apartment car in a supermarket parking lot and my sister made fun of me for not realizing I'd have nowhere to put my books or set up my computer.
pulled out a bunch of old notebooks yesterday and found a dream from 2014 that included someone saying the phrase "walk his dick right into my law firm"
This was all in the back of a photo album with class photos and report cards from kindergarten through fifth grade, stuff I find very depressing because I'd like to warn that kid away from his future.
I don't know how old I was but one of my few memories of grandpa is him taking me into a practice voting booth on election day and helping me pull the lever for Reagan.
cleaning out my drawers and found this letter congratulating my grandpa on making a donation to the Republicans in my name half a year after I was born
getting annoyed by the preposition shift ("by accident" -> "on accident") when watching streamers younger than me because my brain is sere and without joy
getting annoyed by the preposition shift ("by accident" -> "on accident") when watching streamers younger than me because my brain is sere and without joy
Also discovered an apparent witch living on the first floor. An apartment with a rune circle on the door, sage hanging from the handle, and a thick line of salt spread along the threshold.
