country songs used to be like "it's funny how i'm drinking myself to death here" and "funny how i work here and always fall in love with guys like him" and now they're all "i own a $95,000 truck" and "i support the US giving material, intelligence and logistical support for the liquidation of gaza"
"Just A Small Town* Boy** With Nuthin' To Lose*** But My Truck****"
*Exurban gated community within commuting distance of Atlanta
**50 yrs old
*** Because of the divorce
****$95,000 at 4.5%
