People act like OSHA is this gang of fun-haters who make up stupid rules to make their jobs annoying. Literally every single regulation OSHA has ever written was in response to someone getting maimed; usually killed, but sometimes merely losing a limb or two. Occasionally breathing corrosive gas.
I would have used that classic turn of phrase, but I was short on characters and wanted to emphasize exactly what it meant. There's that tough guy attitude that "some pussy stubbed their toe and now I gotta buy expensive boots." No, somebody got their toe sliced off and the machine didn't notice.
