Jen Bendery: The future of American democracy is hanging in the balance, but rest assured we will have a bird when it all goes down.

The future of American democracy is hanging in the balance, but rest assured we will have a bird when it all goes down.

Go with the fucking turkey like Ben Franklin wanted.

birdsarentreal.conspiracy theorists are gonna have a rough day when this happens

I DON’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THIS WUT IS HAPPENING ARRGGGGHH

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