Jenni

@jennipunk.bsky.social

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Shitpost enjoyer. Anti-social social media addict.

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ISIS? I haven't heard that name in years....

Just got a standing room only ticket to opening day for my World Series Champion Texas Rangers! I've never been to an opening day and this is going to be the most special!

There's a line for voting 😴

Lol, nothing matters 🤗🫠

You know you've got some authentic mexican takeout when it comes with a little pepper and beans in a styrofoam cup.

Saw an orange kitty jump in the storm drain as I rode past on my bike. Still thinking about him.

Got Covid just in time, I guess. Paid 3 days off plus my regular days off, I was off for 6 days.

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is dropping its 5-day isolation guidance for people with COVID-19.

Got COVID? CDC says stay home while you're sick, but drops its 5-day isolation rulewww.npr.org The agency is replacing its COVID-specific guidance with general guidance for respiratory viruses that says people should stay home when they are sick.

How the hell did I get on this list? Should I go point and laugh?

Yep, I have the covid 😷

Playing the is it covid or is it a cold game. 🤔

The universe decided to remind me why being single is superior by giving me a dream about a man ruining plans I was looking forward to and waking up with real tears. So that's cool. Happy valentine's day I guess!

Happy pitchers and catchers report day to all who celebrate. Love is in the air fr

Handing out the "beans" candy heart looking for a bean daddy

Tag yourself, I’m FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

I already took my melatonin we can't have OT

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A while back @mikecaulfield.bsky.social spoke to me about a v smart theory he had. It helps explain how we get shit like 'DEI Made Airplanes Unsafe' and why discourse is so exhausting/poisoned. His theory is that we live in The Age of Evidence Maximalism, where Everything is Evidence. (gift link!)

Gift Article: A Simple Theory for Why the Internet Is So Conspiratorialwww.theatlantic.com Welcome to the era of “evidence maximalism.”

So satisfying

Everyone follow this feed so you see my Very Important Posts

Hello newskies! (And oldskies too) Bluesky doesn’t have just one algorithm, it has many, and you can pick what you like (or write your own). Here’s a few I made and a few i like: Quiet Posters, posts from people you follow who don’t post that often whose posts you might normally miss

Happy last day of January. It's springtime now, I guess

At the World Champion Texas Rangers fan fest. So freaking cool!

The CIA director?

Got felt up by tsa again. How's your morning?

Made it Nebraska, then Iowa to this casino. Walked away +$20, so not a loser like the Cowboys.

Texas arctic blast scare-o-meter: Level 6 Store is out of eggs but beer is fully stocked.

Christmas present from my son. Now I can play with fire every day 🔥

Boss says I need you to go to Omaha on Sunday 🥶 I'm not built for that kind of weather

We love a good tuber

I wish I didn't have to care about the president of fucking Harvard

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Did you know... The Texas Rangers are the World Series champions?

I don't have a good feeling, personally, for 2024. I've been on a good run the past few years. Anyways, happy new year and good luck to the rest of y'all!

Just passed a motorcyclist on the freeway who was texting and driving!?