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Jeremy Stanley

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writer/editor. noted walk enjoyer. get in touch: [email protected]

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sometimes i see people outside walking around wearing airpods max on very hot days and wonder about the condensation situation they got goin on
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leaning scran on this one, but i'd need to know the price to be sure
Currently sitting out weather delay for Dyname v LAFC in concourse with what food could be found. (Not all concessions are open).
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good day to become one with moisture
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head empty just "the airport/the airport/the airport/the airport"
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what an absurd sequence of events. #VENCAN
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this will certainly go down as one of the walks i've taken
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sometimes i enter into a strange vortex where everyone calls me "J," and I don't even realize it's happening until hours or days later
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just once i want to see a soccer match that's not won or lost in the midfield
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we're thriving today
the optimal game to go to extra time is the early game of a doubleheader. less time for bloviating from the analysts.
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the quarterfinal round rolls on at Copa América this weekend🙂 Tonight at 9 on Fox/Univision: 🇻🇪 #VENCAN 🇨🇦 Tomorrow on FS1/Univision: 🇨🇴 #COLPAN 🇵🇦 6pm 🇺🇾 #URUBRA 🇧🇷 9pm
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my proposed edit to this is to go from "The president was something stranger, something not of this earth." to "The president was something stranger, something not of this earth, but this was a story I would sit on for like three months until something happened." lmk what you think.
The Conspiracy of Silence to Protect Joe Bidenapple.news The president’s mental decline was like a dark family secret for many elite supporters.
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unreal!!!!!!! Ecuador at the death!!!!!!! loved having to wait four minutes for the review to be completed #ARGECU
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you can't go wrong with lime seltzer but imagine: a cran lime seltzer after a spell of doing just lime seltzer. heavenly.
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Today at Copa América: 🇦🇷 #ARGECU 🇪🇨 9pm, BartSimpsonFox/Univision
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it's time to say it: the New England Revolution is so, so back.
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I grow increasingly worried that they're not gonna bring back "Tiki Taka Toco" for this year's Leagues Cup
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[finally losing it while watching MLS Season Pass] hahhHahahahah omg this audi ad! "next!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 "am i keeping you from your job?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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accepting the grim ultimatum of 2% or whole milk
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when i see the hudson yards vessel in any context, i recoil. it provokes a reaction in me that no structure should ever provoke. a truly evil creation.
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my campaign has reached "The Maw" level. not the Warthog Run yet, but the cinematic at beginning of the level. "…And the horse you rode in on"
act one of my yet-to-be-disclosed campaign is one-third complete
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it appears to just be counting... the number of yellow cards handed out in the match?????
fascinated by the yellow card(?) indicator above Brazil on the #BRACOL Fox scorebug. Is that to indicate a player is suspended in the next match? Is that a horrible way to communicate it?
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fascinated by the yellow card(?) indicator above Brazil on the #BRACOL Fox scorebug. Is that to indicate a player is suspended in the next match? Is that a horrible way to communicate it?
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my contribution to the Lost discourse is that I used to have conversations about the show with my college bar on Twitter.
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large cheez-it the size of a small cheez-it
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i've had a night to compile my thoughts on the bc-i tostada: fun novelty concept, unremarkable on the execution. the cheez-it does taste like a cheez-it. probably will not be the long-standing hit that taco bell found in doritos locos tacos. thank you for reading.
against all better judgment and rationalized only as a sober birthday treat, i have obtained the big cheez-it