If you need me, I’ll be busy getting in touch with my inner child by whispering the lyrics to “God of Emptiness” by Morbid Angel on the back pew of the rectory.
Me, dipping a finger into the creek and lazily tasting it: “This won’t do at all, fellas. It’s just water.”
Gold dust shimmers kaleidoscopic in the whorls of the eddy.
I keep thinking about a necromancer going through the entire ritual to awaken a spirit and seek its counsel by speaking to its skull.
But she skull wakes up and is just like: “Girrrrrllllllllll…”
“No! Vern! Don’t answer that, me knowing if you know what I mean in the future could have extremely dangerous implications! Even if your intentions are good, it can backfire drastically!”
me, witchmaster general: If thee be a witche... goon!
fella that's definitely a witch: prithee a brief respite! mine loins are fallow!
me, bellowing: GET THEE TO THE CUCK CHAIRE!