Julia: I'd still prefer to meet a bear in the woods. At least, unlike the Libertarian, it won't bore one to death.

Will never stop bringing this up because no one except Libertarians could be this dumb & dangerous & not learn from it: www.vox.com/policy-and-p...

How a New Hampshire libertarian utopia was foiled by bearswww.vox.com Seriously, this happened. You should absolutely read about it.

I'd still prefer to meet a bear in the woods. At least, unlike the Libertarian, it won't bore one to death.

Walking through the woods at night, thinking about how you're happy that the U.S. government set aside lands for beautiful National Parks when you hear a branch break behind you and a low growling. Terrified, you hear it roar "WELL ACKSHUALLY" before it takes a sip from its Mountain Dew® Big Gulp®

This is why you should always have a cyanide capsule at the ready.

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