us: hey it might be cool to get on the front page again
our partner rep: i got fired 3 years ago
twitch: we got you. we can put tony robbins on there for some reason. 👍
i know that you cant swing a dead cat without hitting a sexual abuser on a streaming platform but it feels like a different kind of malpractice to promote scam artist tony robbins to the front page so he can talk to 3000 children on summer break
i actually think hes the exact brain type to be able to enjoy a putrid fetchquest because thats what he thinks life is. he would say gollum could become the king of rohan if he worked harder