Johnny Barnstorm

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Nerdy 40 something bear dweeb. Possibly very tall. You'll never know. Host on the Square Roots Podcast.

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Time for me to get that big bear RMT to wreck my back for a hour again.

Meesa go down south so weesa can kick it

Jar-Jar Binks Lollipop (1999-1999): A promotional item for "Star Wars: Episode I", this candy featured the plastic likeness of character Jar-Jar Binks, whose mouth opened to reveal a retractable strawberry-flavored sucker, shaped and textured like his tongue. Delightful.

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Don't Vote For Conservatives!! Please and Thank You 🙏🤞🏽❤️ #CDNpoli

Opinion - Calling supervised consumption sites ‘drug dens’ is inflammatory, unhelpful rhetoric: This is a complex issue, and catchy political phrases are not the solution

Calling supervised consumption sites ‘drug dens’ is inflammatory, unhelpful rhetoricwww.theglobeandmail.com This is a complex issue, and catchy political phrases are not the solution

I was playing more Dance Central last night and thought "is this just Sweatin' to the Oldies for Gen X" and then stared blankly forward for ten minutes

ME: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Kybo Ren the Stout? YOU: You mean Kylo Ren. ME: I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you.

I dreamt the latest season of sex and the city ended with the girls kidnapped and forced to watch Miranda's ex Skipper be slowly killed

BC Hydro recommends that you set your air conditioning to 25 Celsius so that you can be just a little bit miserable

When I saw Willem Dafoe in Streets of Fire I was like "I have that suit in purple!"

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Any time a muscle bear messages me I always have to check with my friends and every time they let me know it's another cat fisher. By every time it's just two times so far but still.

Why yes I am a bit of patron of fine arts myself

If you got any skeletons in your closet you've been worried about sharing today's a great day to do it

Hey everyone what's up just another normally day

My electric car basically has the same range as my old gas Mustang GT with a V8 but I think the reason behind range anxiety is expressing how much fuel you have left in percentages instead of a vague meter

Bluesky definitely is the new home of People Who Generally Agree With Each Other But Constantly Pick Weird Fights

I have changed settings for my car to unlock all doors at once with one tap and it's life changing

I had the cat outside with me while I was watering my flowers and such, but she ran inside and started meowing loudly. I get upstairs to see what's wrong assuming she's about to throw up, and instead she FLINGS this at me TWICE and I screamed very unmasculinely

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I am.. I.. Uh. Uhhhh. Oh.

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This week on Segaiden: Come for the horrible strobing graphics in Space Harrier 3-D, stay for the horrible strobing wardrobe in the Trial of a Time Lord clip youtu.be/BYdBztMo3P4

Sophomore slump: Space Harrier 3-D & Alex Kidd: The Lost Stars | Segaiden 059youtu.be Warning to sensitive viewers: This episode contains rapidly strobing 3D footage. I normally drop alternating frames on 3D games to minimize the effect, but i...

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Hi friends! Come on over to the Slutzone, where we are streaming Chrono Trigger! www.youtube.com/live/G9KpXf1...

Square Roots Vs. Chrono Trigger Part 9!www.youtube.com Jim, Matt, and Johnny play some gosh darn Chrono Trigger.

today's hot take: Travis McElroy is my favourite McElroy @rufusthesable.bsky.social says it's because we're a lot alike

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"the heavier my load the longer it takes me to stop" is my warning to you all

Dumb question, but if you have previously bought Final Fantasy XIV are you not able to do the free trial up through Stormsblood?

The Grand Theft Auto Trilogy Definitive Edition used machine learning to upscale the assets from SD to HD, often to terrible results. Here's my favourite one, comparing the original Xbox asset to the DE on Series|X.

every actual Luma demonstration video I've seen looks like incredible trash

CeCe Peniston sounds like a made-up porn name

daaaaang I could be as cool as @areaman.bsky.social and @theundrwearbear.bsky.social www.facebook.com/marketplace/...

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Annoyingly Apple Car Play can send upcoming turn navigation info into my car's dashboard info screen but Android Auto doesn't, not sure why.

is it legal to gay marry the Deloghi Pinguino AC unit I got last year because he's fantastic