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Jonny Morris

@jonnymorris.bsky.social

Writer (mostly Doctor Who-related things).

Winchester City Councillor for St Barnabas ward.

For council enquiries email: [email protected]
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Cheggers Plays GOP
Ruin a children’s television programme by changing one letter. I’ll go first: Bagpiss.
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"And the cause of liberal democracy in Europe, which did NOT die..."
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#EveryAlbumIOwn Brothers In Arms. Dire Straits. 1985. Top 3 tunes: So Far Away, Money For Nothing, BIA You can skip: see below Rating: 8/10 Had this on tape as a kid and then got put off when it became Tory Boy music. It's excellent up to Why Worry, then there's 20 minutes of tedium before BIA.
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Today's album clue: Bob Hoskins and Steve Davis.
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This is why it won't hurt Labour if the UK rejoins the single market and customs union. Whatever they do will be reported by the rant pamphlets as a betrayal of Brexit regardless. That is, as they say, "priced in".
Mail on Sunday threatening me with a good time I see.
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"You took a strong laxative and inhaled nitrous oxide? Why?" "Oh, just for shits and giggles, really."
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JR Consider Her Ways and Others by John Wyndham. Random Quest is easily the strongest tale, very clever and moving. Odd and Stitch in Time are neat tales of time travel on a domestic scale. A Long Spoon is mildly amusing and Peggy MacRafferty really isn't.
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A man can lose himself in London. Lose himself. Lose himself. Loooose himself in Lun!Dun!
tell me your fav film with a quote.
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Me buying more CDs to put off the end of Every Album I Own.
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#EveryAlbumIOwn Bodyparts. Dragonette. 2012. Top 3 tunes: Giddy Up, Rocket Ship, My Work Is Done You can skip: Untouchable Rating: 8/10 Solid synthpop from our Canadian friends in a Kylie/Robyn/Goldfrapp vein. Live In This City, Let It Go and My Legs also top. Helped pass the time when delivering!
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Choosing my top 50 singles from 1977-1999 is going to be hard. I could easily do a top 50 from each month of 1981.
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There are seventy-two Liberal Democrat MPs That's a fact It's a thing we can't deny Like the fact that I will love you til I die
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"Yes, she's undeniably popular with young voters, but surely she is going to be too busy with her music career?"
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Time for a right old cockney knees up. #totp
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Hang on this is Whole Again by Atomic Kitten. #totp
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This isn't going to go up the charts, is it. #totp
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This just sounds like Guns N Roses November Bollocks to me. #totp
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Ah uncharacteristically bland effort from the Pet Shop Boys boys. #totp
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Britpop classic. Wire via Blur. #totp
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I'm not sure it stops the song sounding lecherous if it's sung by children. If anything, that's worst. #totp
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#EveryAlbumIOwn Duffy, Stephen Duffy. 1995. Top 3 tunes: Sugar High, A Child Is Waiting, Ghetto Child You can skip: Smitten Rating: 7/10 Stephen bashes out the most Britpoppy of Britpop albums. You can tell why he was signed up to write songs for Robbie Williams. No hit but inoffensively pleasant.
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Idea: movie about a Weeble Wobble that gets knocked over. It rights itself, basically.
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Just for fun, this is what the electoral calculus predictor gives if you put in the actual results of the election.
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It is a neat irony that, for the first time ever, the Lib Dems have about the right number of seats for their vote share. Proportional representation at last!