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A funny and sad man from Seattle

Sketch/improv comedy doer
host of Everything's Fine Tonight LIVE! (Homage to early-Letterman/Conan)
Kinda monthly on Twitch! AND SOMETIMES IN-PERSON IF YOU'RE IN SEATTLE, HOLY CRAP!

twitch.tv/finetonightlive

Go Mariners!
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Jordumb @jordumb.bsky.social · 5 hr
Looking like a handsome man
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Jordumb @jordumb.bsky.social · 13 hr
Bought so much shit for my new apartment... almost exactly a month away until I move!
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Jordumb @jordumb.bsky.social · 14 hr
Super fun read about a beautiful (but flawed) ballpark!
Avatar Amanda Lane Cumming @amandalc.bsky.social · a day
When the Mariners set out to build Safeco Field, they had one main goal: To not build a home run haven, like the oft maligned Camden Yards. Well, congratulations, you succeeded! Snark aside, it was fun to look back at the stories we were told about the new ballpark that didn't quite come true.
Lies! Damned Lies! And the Things They Told Us About Safeco Fieldnwbaseballhistory.substack.com You know the urban legend about how a library was built and they forgot to factor in the weight of the books? It's like that, except they forgot to factor in that they would be outside in Seattle.
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Jordumb @jordumb.bsky.social · 2 days
Touch ass >>>>> touch grass
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Jordumb @jordumb.bsky.social · 3 days
Always shocked my face isn't fatter, after I shave my beard off
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Jordumb @jordumb.bsky.social · 4 days
Shakespeare doesn't do it for me.
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Jordumb @jordumb.bsky.social · 4 days
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Jordumb @jordumb.bsky.social · 4 days
For a majority of my childhood, I'd have recurring nightmares due to me watching this episode of Amazing Stories (directed by Martin Scorsese and starring Sam Waterston as a guy named JORDAN!!!) www.dailymotion.com/video/x6hhiff
Dailymotionwww.dailymotion.com
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Jordumb @jordumb.bsky.social · 4 days
Motherfuker had ONE JOB and he blew it
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Jordumb @jordumb.bsky.social · 5 days
I don't know who needs to hear this, so out of respect, I will say nothing until I figure out who my audience ought to be.
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Jordumb @jordumb.bsky.social · 7 days
Only way to truly be funny, is to be incredibly sad
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Jordumb @jordumb.bsky.social · 7 days
My ultimate desert island album www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Counting Crows- This Desert Lifewww.youtube.com Share your videos with friends, family, and the world
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Jordumb @jordumb.bsky.social · 7 days
Sans beard for first time in over a year. Back in my mustache era.
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Jordumb @jordumb.bsky.social · 8 days
When it's this hot for consecutive days, I have no drive to do anything whatsoever. I've been eating cold pasta salad for every meal (i am now out of cold pasta salad) because I just have zero motivation to make food, or go outside and get food. Summer blows, man....
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Jordumb @jordumb.bsky.social · 8 days
Yeah... I'll have a Big Dumper w/ 2 jacks, please. Thanks. Goms
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Jordumb @jordumb.bsky.social · 8 days
I opened it... so now Im bummed out lol
Avatar Jordumb @jordumb.bsky.social · 9 days
Wedding invite arrived from woman I was very very very very close with for 20 years... like... romance was on the horizon, then my mom died, and then she stopped talking to me... and now she's getting married. I don't even want to open the invitation, tbh.
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Jordumb @jordumb.bsky.social · 9 days
Wedding invite arrived from woman I was very very very very close with for 20 years... like... romance was on the horizon, then my mom died, and then she stopped talking to me... and now she's getting married. I don't even want to open the invitation, tbh.
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Jordumb @jordumb.bsky.social · 9 days
I'm realizing much much much too late... that if I had any shred of confidence/self-esteem in my 20's, life would be better right now.
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Jordumb @jordumb.bsky.social · 10 days
When people use a napkin/paper towel to sop up grease off of a slice of pizza, I want to brawl them. Don't want grease? Don't get pizza, ya freak!
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Jordumb @jordumb.bsky.social · 11 days
Mariners are undefeated since I wore this hat
Avatar Jordumb @jordumb.bsky.social · 13 days
4th of July hat in full effect
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Jordumb @jordumb.bsky.social · 12 days
I am a good actor, actually
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Jordumb @jordumb.bsky.social · 13 days
Good for the M's. I hope they feel good now!
Avatar Jordumb @jordumb.bsky.social · 13 days
I hope the M's pull out one of those "OMG we're embarrassed as f, let's win a friggin game so we can stop feeling self-concious!" games today!
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Jordumb @jordumb.bsky.social · 13 days
I hope the M's pull out one of those "OMG we're embarrassed as f, let's win a friggin game so we can stop feeling self-concious!" games today!
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Jordumb @jordumb.bsky.social · 13 days
4th of July hat in full effect
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Jordumb @jordumb.bsky.social · 14 days
If you break me, you'll have to buy me
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Jordumb @jordumb.bsky.social · 14 days
Timeless youtu.be/FTHqDDvB25I
They Might Be Giants - Kiss Me, Son of God (ITV Night Network | 1989)youtu.be reupload clipped from Guy Garvey: From The Vaults.rarely aired footage of They Might Be Giants performing the original arrangement of Kiss Me, Son of God, du...
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Jordumb @jordumb.bsky.social · 14 days
Play this loudly at the bbq tomorrow. youtu.be/ADueSx9ddnQ
Dream Machineyoutu.be original song. music - morgan dusatko. lyrics/vocals - me
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 14 days
The first ventriloquist was for sure burned at the stake with no chance to explain themself right?
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Jordumb @jordumb.bsky.social · 15 days
Randomly decided to get a fancy-ass room at a casino nearby for tonight and tomorrow night. Cosplaying as a rich person.
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Jordumb @jordumb.bsky.social · 15 days
I appreciate the fact that hockey players more-or-less just look like normal people.