“The founding fathers” has got to me the corniest turn of phrase that people routinely use. “Won’t someone consider what George Washington—who, by the way, is my daddy—would have to say about this!!?!”
"I'm sorry, kids, you have to be traumatized every year by the prospect of and training for a shooter armed with an AR-15 to bust into your school because some guys who have been dead for approximately 200 years wrote down some words that we think probably demands that outcome."
