This site isn't a retirement home for millennial weird twitter shitposters. I wish it were. It is actually a retirement home for the millennial AV Club comments section
Unfortunately Shakesville kinda pissed in all the wells and we've been slow in filtering it out. It's been a decade and we're still...fuck, I don't even know how much
A lot of people are still trying to make this place Shakesville 2. I still get the occasional moral scold QT from some cartoon avi dipshit now and again
I have a confession to make.
I have absolutely no idea what the a hell a Shakesville is. Just straight Darmok and Jalad* to me.
*heh, funny how Darmok and Jalad is itself a Darmok and Jalad
Yes. Oysters for Shakesville brain poison. What MFs didn't realize when they put all those teaspoons in the ocean were that they were pewter and salt water is acidic, so they were basically contaminating the entire place with lead.