I think the UK is a silly little country with lots of quaint traditions
but one of their strange customs that I absolutely adore is forcing all the candidates to stand onstage as their vote totals are read out.
love to watch Sir Lord Fuddlesticks, the Tory candidate, stand quivering next to Bradley Thumb, running for Labour, as they wait to see who will represent the fine people of Northrop Grumman-Upon-Coal
