life is genuinely too short to go through them in detail but from what I've seen it's a mix of people nodding in agreement and people insisting you tOtAlLy CaN bUy CoFfEe wItH CrYpTo. And obv people just informing me I'm an idiot and I should eDuCaTe MySeLf.
My current model for "why does Bitcoin do X?" is to look at the pressures for its primary use case - evading capital controls in places like China.
This utterly baffling rally surely has a base reason for it, and I'd expect to find it there before the "line go up!" idiots jumped onto a rally.