okay honestly I do enjoy being Jewish even during this week of breadlessness, but overall we really do need to have fewer holidays. We’ve racked up too many over the years so we need to do a calendar clean up and then go to a one-in-one-out system
so I ended up owing taxes federally this year BUT as per usual I got a state refund and the difference between the two was <$20 and frankly it’s TOTAL bullshit I can’t just use like, a Splitwise “simplify debts” function for this in Turbotax
The body runs up the score. The body points to the left field wall with its bat before knocking one out of the park. The body glares at me while the ref gives instructions then goes to its corner without tapping gloves. The body crosses up my ankles in the paint before windmill dunking over my head.
Really enjoying the sharp division between wedding vendors who need to have beautiful, functional websites (photographers, florists) vs… not (cake bakers, bless em)
ppl from high school getting famous mostly v. confusing. You see a movie poster in the morning w/ them in it and are like... oh that's real? I'm awake?
it turns out that when the cat wanders out of bed in the middle of the night she is not looking for alone time, she just wants someone to bring her back to bed so she knows she is wanted
I’m at a “teacher taking a sick day” level of illness. I’m sick enough to feel unwell even through the ‘Quils. Even my germs want a heated blanket and some chamomile tea with honey. I am become cold, destroyer of works