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Trying to order sushi on Door Dash with my mother and stepfather. Pray for me.
My mother is reading everything on the menu out loud and her pronunciation is unconventional. She has many questions.
Many of this questions are “Is this big? I don’t want a lot.”
UPDATE: She is getting a rainbow roll. He is getting a Mexican roll. 2 orders of Eddy Mommy
Oh fuck now we’re trying to stream a movie.
OMG. I got the movie to work (The Marvels), but that required getting Frank to give up the remote.
My mother—who *wanted* to watch this—keeps stopping to talk to her bichon and give her treats and shit, but then she misses parts and has questions. I am supposedly working while they watch but… questions.
To be fair, you are supposed to Know Things about the main character in this movie. Subject Matter Expert at hand at so on.
They shut it off before my first screen credit.
NO!
...do they KNOW about you and Captain Marvel or is one of those "cheerfully oblivous parents" things?
Thats even more inexplicable. If my child got a big screen credit like that I'd sit through an hour of credits just for that.
There's a mixed message there. But a good one.
