Mordekai Vesuvius

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Millennial. Fat dragon on the internet since 2002. 18+ content warning. Kinky Furry/IRL, unfunny musings, and occasional Trekposting.

Nothing is serious. Everything is for sale.

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Abrahm 𓃢 🔞

"my junior year of high school called and they want their robot back"

Dick pic but gay

"every stereotype has been confirmed true" - Diane Foxington

20 years ago this fall...it was a like a garbage truck...fell off of the empire state building. And when Jeffrey Katzenberg pulled DreamWorks from the twisted, burning, wreckage.... ...it looked like this!

My cat has expensive taste

Art by @/bearicthecleric

No, The Conjuring 3... that's not even Massachusetts. Bucksport again! Same town from the beginning of Pet Sematary.

If you see this, you have to post a picture from your device without explaining it.

He HATES when we pack :(

I sort of wanna have this photo I took commissioned into a small Kaiju paint over. >>

"...I always have been, and shall be...your friend."

(g)ayyyy

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Sosh Dragon

*flop*

#tbt to driving out to the hill from the beginning of Stephen King's "Pet Sematary." It's in Bucksport, Maine. 2015.

#tbt to the last 70s style Personal Luxury Coupe...from 2004. (Photo from around 2012.) This got totaled when a Umaine student texted her way thru a stop sign and t boned me.

"hey. Heard you were gonna wipe your ass without me"

I got a cool fucken mother in law

Lunch break with the buddies <3

#tummytuesday

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Move over bill nye. McDonald's is edging in on your territory.

Did some post processing of the old timey photos for #monochromemonday

He gets to watch his favorite YouTube content (a buncha birds) live today.

When two oysters love each other very much... Cold salty water is bad for breeding but good for farming? I'm more confused than when we started. o.o

I ended up getting better long exposures than I thought. Tryna practice more thoughtful #photography.

Dslr with the ND filter (I dropped in the water) vs OnePlus 12.

Fun fact: if you drop your ND filter in the ocean it becomes a diffuser.

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Mordekai Vesuvius

I love their landscaping. It's like if Stephen King produced Beetlejuice.