Keri Warbis

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Rishi Sunak is sorry for not giving the country what it wanted this morning. But wasn’t sorry yesterday morning. Makes you think. #GeneralElection

We’ve lost over 250 seats by mistake #generalection2024

Charmingly antiquated this system, isn’t it? Bits of paper in community rooms. Rulers, pencils and metal boxes. Counting the pencilled crosses in big halls. Standing on makeshift stages announcing the results with candidates in a row, like a school play. #GeneralElection2024

Lee Anderson becoming the first Reform MP. The charisma of a haemorrhoid. #GeneralElection2024

When Labour win, do all Tories get sucked up in a vortex and transported to another dimension never to be seen, heard or remembered again?

Anything going on today in the UK that I should be aware of at all? Cheers.

If this England performance were a type of sweet, it’d be a steaming pile of nauseating shite. #ENGSVN #EURo2024

I recommend you pass to your friends in the same clothes as you with a sense of some urgency and then get it past that fella in the black clothes, lads 👍🏻 #ENGSVN #EURo2024

No wonder England fans drink a lot of beer, watching this stuff. (Me included). #ENGSVN #EURo2024

Why’s it meant to be lucky if a black cab crosses your path anyway? Seems unfair when they don’t even have them in most towns and cities.

Morning

Meeting up with 2 friends from University days today for the whole weekend. One of whom I haven’t seen for over 20 years, but we’ve all kept in touch (he lives in Leeds and it’s hard to escape). We begin shenanigans at noon. Hope I survive.

Watching #EURO2024 with the kids and got to chatting about cheating footballers (unfaithful ones) and then went down a Ryan Giggs rabbit-hole and remembered this astonishing poem…

Just come across this place online. (Setenil de las Bodegas). Simply no way I could be on this street in any kind of relaxed state. Or at all. Ever.

A highlight of today. Idly wondering if this kind of thing exists. Finding the thing. Purchasing this.

UPDATE: There’s also now ‘The International Jousting Tournament’ at Arundel Castle in August. 🙃

In the ‘fabulously outré ticket purchases by my daughter’ list we can now add ‘An Evening with Guenther Steiner’ at the De La Warr Pavilion Bexhill this October. How I love her.

Have reached the ‘quite fancy Michael Oliver’ level of drunkenness. #EURO2024

She was bloody great to be fair 👍🏻

Have to call Virgin Media because the new router they sent me won’t connect to the internet.

Not too sure about Roy’s trousers. #EURO2024

Have to call Virgin Media because the new router they sent me won’t connect to the internet.

Are housewives married to their houses then? Cheers.

Super busy today turning wine into wee 💫

Lovely afternoon at a beautiful garden centre with my mother and my daughter. The rose smells like parma violets and is such a fabulous colour.

Sorry. Can’t talk right now. Busy completing my Euro 2024 prediction ‘scores/who will make the semis/go on to win the competition’ sheet. Which’ll then be photographed, sent to my brother and put onto the Warbis family master spreadsheet. We know how to have fun. #EURO2024