Gloopy from Candy Land ™️

@ketchupcupcake.bsky.social

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✨Narcissist with low self esteem✨
Hobbies: Pokemon • Reading • Music • nearly cognitive thoughts 🏳️‍🌈 Bay Area, CA

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“The mechanic today said “idk that sounds like a lot of work, I’m not doing that”… While I relate to your sentiment on a spiritual level, I need the service my guy 😂💀😭

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Just a gay and his kitties. These two turned three and seven this last weekend. Pumpkin is the younger one, the tuxedo. And Kalliope is my pirate princess tabby. Felt appropriate to have my first Bluesky post (what are these called?) be of me and the kitties.

Didn’t get up to much this weekend 🌈✨

Holeception ✨🌲🕳️

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pretend i posted this yesterday #makeaterriblecomicday2024

Can someone please beat me with a newspaper ? I keep texting Ex’s when I’m drunk 🤭🤗😀🤪

Penis 1: @zoetreez.bsky.social: 0

The vibes are so weird they sobered me up

@bigbootyky.bsky.social sent me the steamiest vid for my bday 😶‍🌫️👀🔥 he deserves all the good things

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still actively raising money to help get my family get their home fixed after a fire broke out, leaving them homeless. we have had people come to look at the house and we can get started once we have a decent chunk funded. anything helps thank you 🫶🏼 gofund.me/a43cd0c7

Help Restore Family Home After Fire!, organized by Zoe Treezgofund.me On June 5th, 2024, my mother texted my sister and I the words "house caught fire!". Her… Zoe Treez needs your support for Help Restore Family Home After Fire!

The way I have to stop myself from using Bluesky like the social media from Victorious is unwell

My bagel was giving Lindsey Graham this morning

Send me to that ranch my dog went to when I was 5 😌🌾🚜

Today was cute 🏴‍☠️💨🌴

Had a workers bday work lunch today, I show up and wait 30 min still not seeing anyone. Apparently it got moved to next week and I didn’t get the outlook update💀 loner lunch it is 🥲

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Here’s a wholesome pic for you all trying to avoid nudes at work haha. Glad to be back here yall. ❤️

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just a few more days and i’m honestly SO excited 😭😭😭

I MANIFESTED THIS!!! I literally have been praying for a Microwave headline and for Origami Angel to go back on tour 🥲😭

Idk if it’s because at my core I’m just a service bottom but I’m really loving being an executive assistant 🙇💃

MySpace top 8 has evolved into iMessage 9 pinned chats

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Puppy says hi

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according to the latest studies a lil kiss on the lips would fix me right now

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POV: you’re a squat rack and I hate you.

Vegas is the straight equivalent of a messy night at your local gay bar

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shoutout to Show Me the Body for taking a second to say they play for Palestine and saying to get the fuck out of you disagree

Went to the Salty Pearl Necklace tonight for @chappadappa.bsky.social ‘s moms bday, the name was misleading :/

A true place of worship

There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see.

Queueing young wild and free because Sweet Pill covered it and I’m going to be messy tonight 🤪

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i’m rewatching Hazbin Hotel and uh i never posted this so here you go internet 🫣