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I went to the funeral for a friend’s father today (for moral support for her; I didn’t really know her dad) and the lesson was this: live your life so that your auto mechanic shows up at your funeral and tells a story about what a great guy you were.
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Can’t I just live my life so that an inordinate number of people show up with wacky anecdotes about the times I messed up with hilarious but harmless outcomes? I’ve already invested a lot of time and effort into that outcome, and I’m sure it’ll be a much more enjoyable one for everyone involved.
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