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I'm watching election returns from the UK because it's nice to see some good news for a change. 4 13 220
Of course, I rarely know what they're talking about.
"Labour has made a notional gain in Cripping & Bonesbury!"
Uh, yaaaayy! 3 3 45
Labour has gained the Paisley seat!
And has also gained Lothian East!
Labour holds Narnia! And Argyle! Numbers coming in soon from Treacletart! 6 5 42
Penny Mordaunt, the Conservative whose name sounds the most like a villain in a YA fantasy novel, has lost her seat. Or riding. Or perhaps fallen off a horse, and jolly good that, too. 5 10 74
Things are coming down to the wire in Shrieking-by-the-Sea... 2 1 28
Praful Nargund haș lost, despite being a mythical dragon from Wagner's Ring Cycle... 2 1 26
Still not actually as silly as the real results... 1 1
That one was a real result. 1