A hearty fuck you to the guy in the Trump hat on the plane who, upon landing in Seattle, started complaining to his seat mate at TOP VOLUME about how shitty Washington is because it's run by Democrats and repeatedly making eye contact with me as he made comments about "mental illness"
This is why you should always carry some strange but benign foodstuff, so you can look my guy dead in the eye and just bite straight into a banana peel and all.
carnations are edible.
I once ate a whole bouquet at a wedding to shut up a mean mother of the bride (DO NOT TELL MY HOMEGIRL SHE IS FAT ON HER WEDDING DAY, BITCH)
She was *speechless*
I don't even know you but I have a strong mental image of your profile picture lady and the tramp slurping carnation stems while maintaining unbroken eye contact with the mother of the bride.
I like to assume good intent, but the person telling this story is still alive, so this is a poor cautionary tale here (and read the room) comes off finger-wagging. Perhaps your own skyline skeet reminding people to properly rinse their wedding bouquets in advance before they eat them for effect?
