Lambelly

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Living and eating burritos

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I'm going to argue that, "anything they do, I wish them luck," does not really mean "disavows" apnews.com/article/trum...

Trump disavows Project 2025 transition plan after a key official calls for a new American Revolutionapnews.com Former President Donald Trump is seeking to distance himself from a plan for a massive overhaul of the federal government drafted by some of his former administration officials.

Meet my little friend. He did not like being in the mason jar. I let him out in the backyard.

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so a couple years ago i fell in with this real new agey group and the weirdest thing they got me to try was using spiders for nose cleaning. u just put a tube of spiders in yr nose and they clean out the gunk. they even ate nose hairs. there was sneezing powder u use at the end to sneeze them out

so much depends upon a plate of onion rings glazed with fryer grease beside the patty melt

The essence of the sitcom is this dream-like surrealism in which the world seemingly revolves around this group of people.

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The world's gone to shit after they made gwb president.

The opening chords of the Yardbirds For Your Love

On 9/11 I was working at a book factory.

In college I was living in this house and after spring semester some of the guys moved out. So, I'm trying to make dinner and realize this guy took his can opener and I have no way to open the can.

To become a saint you have to perform two miracles, but those miracles can be performed after your death.

Honestly, the fact that Clarence Thomas isn't dead is pretty confusing.

Haha. So, before 1/6 my cousin's husband was telling people it was going to go down. Like, he took my cousin up to the roof and was showing her where she set up a rifle and, I guess, shoot people trying to invade their home?

I got all the lightroots.

From now on "posting" will be referred to as "busting". Busting a skeet. I'm busting rn. Etc.

You guys like popsicles?

Creating a soul

Kittens at the shlter

A puppet on Instagram told me he didn't believe in evolution and my whole day was ruined

What does chemistry bring to a relationship?

Got my first dm. It was a crypto guy.

Health insurance ought to be illegal

Where's the best onion rings in Ann Arbor / ypsi? Pictured are the onion rings from Casey's, which are really good.

Fucked up that Rose of Sharon breast fed that old dude.

You have to understand. FRIENDS was never about reality. It was about a heavenly ideal in which the biggest problem is which friend is fucking which friend. 9/11 could not exist in this ideal. Even homosexuality could only exist as a punchline. There are no politics. No religion. Only fat Monica.

Guy at the bar telling me how he confronted his high school bowling teacher as an adult. Bowling teacher called him a loser because he was drinking at the bar at the bowling alley.

Biden made the proprietary Baja blast public. Nobody talks about this.

BIDEN: Mountain Dew *crowd cheers* TRUMP: Mountain Dew…Code Red *crowd cheers louder* BIDEN: Mountain Dew…BAJA BLAST *crowd goes absolutely nuts*

I want to do what David Sedaris does, but without, like, being funny or charismatic.

Forget edibles. I want them to bottle the feeling I get when I've had too much caffeine and am reading something I really enjoy and my head is so pregnant with creativity I'm scribbling off dumb skeet after dumb skeet

This is my first dog, bronco. He was found wandering down the street in ypsi.