Actually this is not fair to Twilight I have some grudging affection for. The Cullens, while nutty, did have personality. The bonkersness of ol' Stephanie's world-building and her extreme horniness was also fun.
But you'll never convince me that someone whose skin is always cold could ever be sexy
I did. I got to the end and found myself willing to read the next book if only to have something to talk about with my rowing friend. Could have taken 100 pages to get there instead of 600. Did you read more?