Mourning in America: Along these same lines, I must reiterate that in my first presidential election, the Democratic candidate was Michael Dukakis.

Along these same lines, I must reiterate that in my first presidential election, the Democratic candidate was Michael Dukakis.

We would all prefer the structural engineer who would make the building fireproof, but I’m still going to vote for the fireman over the fire.

AND I VOTED FOR HIS TANK-DRIVING ASS. *AND* the media made endless hay about his “poor debate performance,” among other shit. But y’know who the alternative was? Papi fucking Bush. I voted for Dukakais with all the glee a 20-yr-old virgin could muster, and I’d do it again.

(Is it “Papi Bush” or “Poppy Bush”? Either way!)

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