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Lord Baron McCabre

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Post memes, talk doom metal, TTRPGS, am a dice goblin, and still manage to manage projects (Life's Red Mage). Down to chat, but I might not be everyone's cuppa. Totally understand!
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Meanwhile, I have this poopy footed cat on my lap as I write this. Looks like hewlr new food is working just fine 🤮
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The new codex really slaps, you know?
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Nothing like a rousing debate with a stoic dude Bro in the evening to make you remember how delightful nihilism truly is.
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Now on the hunt for this to add to the collection
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Mhmmm... Yeah... So I visited plushophile on a suggestion. It is quite furry adjacent. I've never seen so many things inserted in plushies / plushies inserted into things. Well, that's it for my day.
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Ah yes, I remember the heroic deeds of Chaingun Nuclearsson as he ventured into the Hollow Earth and faced the Dinosaur Romans.
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Sadly, I know a former employer who would love this.
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Accurate. As a British born man with no accent can confirm
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But it is really forbidden? Really? REALLY? Chomp, chomp!
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And this is where we all say that there is no cheese and deny the dairy, but I say I believe in the dairy and the divine udders of the space cow that bestowed their bounty upon the glittering universe. Moo, bitches.
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"Why did you just give me your family without a fight?" Trust me, after putting up with them, you'll want your old family back. Even your father would look like a saint against the man you claim to be a hero. No takesie-basksies!
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Decided to tell the tale about how I was an understudy for the man who replaced me as my father's son. We are the Son. Now that is an old nihilistic memory that needed some light today.
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Dusting off the old songs that seem to disappear off the web and seeing what inner demons I can appease tonight.
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Getting that nihilism itch again. That faith cream ran out too damn quick.
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All right, everyone! Off to the government mandated gay sex piles! Remember, you get a tax break if you have more than one gay sex a day.
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I mean, that's how my dad was introduced to my mom..
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The next greatest snake based cult: The Cult of the Judging Snake. Book it!
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I am going to say a certain percentage of WH40K is like this and is not being satirical. And that's the bottom line, because the Emperor of Man said so!
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Is... Is this the... Am I itchy here? No...? Cats
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Are these awakened whales? They are a bit bigger due to their brain size.