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Still trying to find my people. Please reskeet if you: -Like ice cream. -Enjoy watching the sunset. -Have recurring dreams where Tom Hanks speaks to you in unsolvable riddles. -Have tracked down Tom Hanks to ask him why he haunts your dreams. -Are no longer allowed within 200 feet of Tom Hanks.
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I think there was a glitch. You sure it wasn't Tom Hardy?
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Since you are obs fond of Tom Hanks, DYK that he read Ann Patchett's audiobook "The Dutch House?" You'd probably like it.
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I had a dream about fist-fighting Michael Bay through a Christmas souvenir shop once. Can that count?
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Tom Hanks is a good guy. He'd leave it at 100 feet so you can still ask him questions.