Today's Low Quality Facts are brought to you by this "Weird Al" Yankovic Chia Pet. Sure, you're growing a plant on a statue of the man's head in your own home but somehow he's the weird one.
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You are also free to tell your family and friends it's a Chia Pet of Daniel Radcliffe playing "Weird Al" Yankovic. That's not what it is, but I won't rat you out. It will be our weird little secret.
